Resident Evil Purity Test

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Check all boxes for which your answer is "yes".
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This test is very far from completion. If anyone has suggestions, comments, et cetera, please let me know.

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Disclaimer: Neither Apartment No. 667 nor myself are responsible for anything you may do as a result of this test, especially shooting someone that interferes with your plans. This test is for entertainment purposes only, blah, blah... So use a little common sense, folks. Now without further ado...

Possession --- It's 9/10 of the law, ya know.

Have you played Resident Evil?
... RE2?
... RE3?
... RECV?
... RE Gaiden?
... RE Survivor?
... RE1.5?!
Have you beaten them without a Gameshark?
Did you buy a Dreamcast solely for RECV?
Did you buy a Playstation 2 solely for RECVX?
Did you buy a GameCube solely for the RE1 remake and the other ports?
Did you think that all that was worth the whole wad, even the Dreamcast (now that they're like $50)?
Own any action figures?
... all of them?
... posters?
... clothes?
... keychains?
... soundtracks?
... limited edition stuff?
... gun replicas?
... anything and everything with the label?!
Have you ever made anything for the sake of having it? (i.e. Claire's vest, Chris's jacket, etc.)
Do you own just about every version of the games?

RE and Technology --- Leave the gun, take the laptop.

Ever have a handle or email based on RE?
Have you ever been to a RE related IRC channel?
... are you a reg?
... were you the one who created it?
... and it's been there since RE's inception?
Have you ever scoured the net for RE stuff for hours at a time?
... is a significant amount of your harddrive consumed by that stuff?
Check this if you've visit RE sites daily.
Do you have your own RE site?
Do you frequent an RE newsgroup or message board?
Do you have RE stuff on GameFAQs? (http://www.gamefaqs.com)
Have you seriously planned out an RE game?
... and programmed it?
... and Capcom actually made it into a game?!

Impact on lifestyle, sanity, and... --- Parental discretion is advised.

Do you like RE?
Do you love it?
Do you like the sight of blood?
... so much that you may draw it from yourself or others?
Have you ever changed your major to something among the lines of an alternative science or physics?
... got married in a cemetary?
... worked on a police force?
... been a mercenary?
... found beauty in death?
... had a profound interest in art, especially of that considered "eccentric"?
... been in an orchestral/symphonic band of some sort?
... took up an interest in herbal remedies?
... carried some sort of knife or gun around with you?
... 'thunk' thoughts of mutilation featuring someone you aren't particularly fond of?
... created some form of morbid/pathological art?
... shot someone if they interfered with your plans?
... killed something [yourself] and ate it, or found something dead already?
... 'experimented' on any living thing?
... and at least one of the above was inspired by RE?
Do you actually thirst for blood to some extent?
Could you get off to the visuals in RE?
Is your dream house/current house decorated/built like that of the Spencer estate?
Have you started to collect guns, or took up an interest?
Do you hear sounds that go bump in the night?
Do you hear voices in your head?
Are the sounds in the same room as you?
... and you look over your shoulder?
Have you developed an insecurity around dogs, particularly dobermans?
Ever try scratching yourself raw?
Have you bit someone recently? (You didn't have to draw blood)
Check this if you had the intent of drawing blood.
Give yourself an extra point if you enjoyed it.
And another if it was your S.O.
It doesn't matter how you acquire it, but when you get a mess of blood, do you smear it over yourself?
Give yourself another point if you lick it up afterwards.
Check this if you think this is getting a little too off-topic.

Miscellany Stuff --- The ones left to die.

Have you changed your appearance up to look like your favourite character?
Have you legally changed your name to one of theirs?
Plan to name your kids after anyone?
You have an RE Code.
You beat the RECV Battle Mode with Wesker.
You beat "The 4th Survivor" as Hunk.
... Tofu?
You enjoy eating tofu.
You beat Extreme Battle Mode (all three levels) in RE2, without the infinite ammo cheat.
Do people ever tell you that you look like a zombie? (not when you wakeup in the wee hours of daybreak)
Do you leave your diaries or journals out for other people to read?
Do you intentionally write bizarre stuff?
You loved the movie.
Were you outraged when you found out Capcom of America had changed Biohazard to Resident Evil?
... especially when RE2 came out?
... and you let them know?
You bought all the weapons in "The Mercenaries: Operation Mad Jackal" game.
When you're waiting in long lines, do you play RE in your head?
... down to every last music note?
... and you get turned around and lost on occasion, too?
Ever crushed on any of the characters?
... found a way to take it to a higher level?
RE is your preferred way of relaxing.
You glorify the Tyrant's physique, thus you are on a quest for the same package.